IT'S HERE JUGGALOS!!!

THE 5TH JOKER'S CARD HAS RISEN, AND IT WILL CHANGE THE WORLD FOREVER!!!!

THE AMAZING JECKEL BROTHERS WAS MADE FOR JUGGALOS, NOT FOR THE RICHIE BITCHES, NOT FOR THE REDNECK BIGOTS, NOT FOR THE POLITICIANS AND OTHER "IMPORTANT" PEOPLE!!! ICP MAKES IT CLEAR AS THEY BASICALLY TELL EVERYONE ELSE TO, WELL IN JUST A COUPLE WORDS, FUCK OFF!!

THIS IS A MAD FRESH CD!!! THERE ARE 2 VERSIONS: JAKE JECKEL AND JACK JECKEL. THE SAME EXACT SONGS ARE ON BOTH VERSIONS, BUT THE COVERS AND EVERYTHING ELSE INSIDE ARE DIFFERENT!!! SO DIG OUT ALL YOUR POCKET CHANGE SO YOU CAN GET BOTH!!!

THE TRACKS ON THE 5TH JOKERS ARE:

JAKE JECKEL

BRING IT ON

I WANT MY SHIT

BITCHES!(W/OLD DIRTY BASTARD)

JERKY BOY SKIT 1

TERRIBLE

I STAB PEOPLE

ANOTHER LOVE SONG

EVERYBODY RIZE

PLAY WITH ME

JACK JECKEL

FUCK THE WORLD

THE SHAGGY SHOW(W/SNOOP DOGG)

MAD PROFESSOR

ASSASSINS

JERKY BOY SKIT 2

ECHOSIDE(W/TWIZTID)

NOTHING'S LEFT

TRUST ME JUGGALOS, THIS ALBUM IS WORTH IT!! IT IS EVEN WORTH IT TO GET BOTH COVER VERSIONS!!! NOW WE HAVE TO SIT BACK AND WAIT FOR THE ACTION FIGURES TO HIT THE STORES, WHICH SHOULD BE SOMETIME VERY SOON!!! YOU'LL BE ABLE TO GET THESE AT RECORD STORES AND SPENCERS, AND OF COURSE WHEREVER THE DARK CARNIVAL LEADS!!!

IN THE COVER OF THE JECKEL BROTHERS THERE IS A MAD PHAT GAME---THEY ARE GIVING AWAY ONLY 5000 COPIES OF A BOOTLEG CD CALLED THE PSYCHOPATHIC RYDAS!! THIS IS A COLLECTIBLE WHICH I AM SAD TO SAY PROBABLY BELONGS TO 5000 JUGGALOS BY NOW, SO IT WOULD BE USELESS TO TRY AND GET IT!!!

ALSO FEATURED IN THE COVERS OF THE LIMITED EDITION COVER CD'S ARE PARTS OF THE ICP COMICS AND THE AD FOR "BIG MONEY HUSTLAS," THE ICP MOTION PICTURE THAT WILL BE AVAILABLE ON VIDEO IN AUGUST!!

I, BEING A LOWLY TACO BELL WORKER, WAS VERY AMUSED WITH THE TACOLAND SKIT AT THE END OF "BRING IT ON." SHAGGS AND J, IF YOU EVER READ THIS, I'LL HOOK YOU UP WITH SOME FREE SHIT IF YOU GOTS THE MUNCHIES WHILE YOU'RE IN THE CLEVELAND AREA!!!

YOU KNOW HOW YOU CAN HEAR SOME FUNNY SOUNDING TALK, LIKE THERE'S REVERSE MESSAGES??? WELL AT THE END OF "EVERYBODY RIZE" THERE'S A HIDDEN MESSAGE FROM VIOLENT J HIMSELF!!! NOW YOU CAN LISTEN TO IT RIGHT HERE!!!